VERY LOUD DISCLAIMER: Celine and I are bffs-on-the-internet and she sent this to me in the mail and I think she is super-great. That being said, I have her express assurance that she never reads reviews of her work, which probably keeps her sane and which means I can say WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT.
Ok and apparently Things are Mine For the Summoning these days, because I have been asking the Universe for more this (where ‘this’ = smashing opening lines, and ‘Call me Ishmael’ doesn’t count because THAT IS ACTUALLY A SHITTY OPENING LINE, it just happens to be the opening line of a Very Famous Book). ‘We were watching telly the night Nan burnt the house down’ is very, you know, away we go.
So Nan burns down the house and Mam and Dad and baby Dee and Dom and Pat (WHO ARE TWINS) all move to a temporary house in the country, and that is where it all begins *high-pitched violins* And OBVIOUSLY twins are the creepiest thing going. Look at that cover. There are more than enough faces in the world, why can you not get your own? But Dom and Pat are like sweet, rowly puppies (with twinface). Y’anyways.
Dom and Pat start having fuhreaky dreams, and then a tiny child-boy with white lips and black teeth who glares at you malevolently starts having nighttime conversations with Dom about the ‘bad man’ and Pat is like, This is horrifying, and you are like, TOO RIGHT, and this is the bit that I read during the daytime and I still made Joel come sit in the room with me.
And more spooky doings are to come, but they are chased with difficult deeds and tragic realizations and heroic undertakings. So it’s Eerie with an aftertaste of Desperately Sad, which I quite like. Make me weep, damn you! But be subtle about it. None of this wantonly killing off the dog business (unless you are Patrick Ness, in which case, kill away!).
What were we? Right. Thar be sadness here, but no dogs are harmed in the making of this novel.
And this exactly is what I want to put my eyes on right now. I’ve been feeling at loose ends about books lately because I want sharp and clever and unusual writing that knows when to reign itself in and when to EXULT IN A WELL-PLACED ADJECTIVE, but I also want punches and plot. I want Nan to burn down the house, is what I’m saying, but I also want the room to have ‘that aquarium feel to it that things get when you’re very tired.’ I AM SO GREEDY with my wants!
Anywert. This was all the things I wanted AND an excellent R.I.P. read. It’s called Into the Grey on this side of the water and is sort of hard to find? But if you do, THERE WILL BE GHOSTIES.