Come gathah round, chillens, while mama tells you the story of the Super-American who fought the Big Bad Terrorists and saved the bass-ackward villagers from their bass-ackwardness.
But before I do, let me disclaimer: Greg Mortensen is building schools for children. That is both hella awesome, and way more than I’m doing with my sad-sack life. I eat Doritos for breakfast, my friends. This review is in no way an attempt to detract from all the fine things the man has accomplished, and will only poke fun at this piece of emotionally manipulative clap-trap I hold in my hands. And maybe a bit at Greg Mortensen: SuperSaint.